Brazzers, the folks that recently stepped up their gaming parody output with an Overwatch porn ripoff , are back with something, well, even more obvious: Metal Rear Solid: The Phantom Peen. Finally, a porn film designed to satisfy those of us with a very specific fetish for consensual fulton-play. Check out the trailer above for a mostly safe-for-work depending on where you work trailer featuring decent cosplay, awful acting, and terrible dialogue what did you expect? See below for a sample of the dialogue excellence on offer. The most striking thing about the trailer is its attention to reproducing details of MGS. The codec sequences look like codec sequences, the tiny UI frills like the orange triangle denoting tagged enemies are there, and the world map even reflects the actual interface from The Phantom Pain. That said, I'm not sure whether I'd press pause in the middle of a sit down with The Phantom Peen to prep a scathing indictment of its numerous inaccuracies.

Usually porn parodies seem content with just cosplay, but not this Metal Gear Solid one. Check out the safe-for-work trailer below:. Kotaku East is your slice of Asian internet culture, bringing you the latest talking points from Japan, Korea, China and beyond.

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