She calls Tamra to vent. When the call is over, Vicki demonstrates her ability to twist logic like an Escher staircase, blaming Emily for the whole contretemps because she went and told Kelly what Vicki had said about the alleged — and clearly bogus — schoolyard ban. Shannon Storms Beador has thoughtfully paid someone to make leggings out of fabric on which is printed the smiling, disembodied faces of all the housewives. As one does. If she had passed him a note that asked him to check yes or no to whether he liked Shannon back, it could not have been more grade school-y.

So Kelly apologizes and hugs Tamra, whose arms hang down at her side, no hug in return, and after Kelly thanks for her forgiving her — did she really, though? The Tres Amigas — Tamra, Shannon Storms Beador and Vicki Gunvalson — had been none too pleased by the way the wind whipped their weaves on the convertible ride from the airport earlier. So Tamra buys floral scarves and cat-eye sunglasses for this next leg of their Florida vacation.

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