Please don't rush our mods. We're all human, and it takes time to fill requests. Please check the non-rarepairs list before submitting a ship. Sort of? Which makes you his grandmother? Human biology is weird. But he loves you, and you make sure of that.

And porn. If you want to write in a broadcast medium where you have total control over replies and their visibility, get a Wordpress blog - but even then, the whole point of the internet is that other people get to share their opinions, too. You, personally, do not get veto power over what the rest of the world imagines when they masturbate or the kind of stories they write for fun, nor do you get to determine where the acceptable overlap between those categories lies, because individual stories impact individual readers differently.

I like to think there is a parallel universe where reading comment sections is known as a soothing pastime because everyone on the parallel Internet is as kind and polite as the commenters on yourdailypoem. I love the idea of Clark Kent turning up to every office Halloween party in an ill-fitting Superman costume from Target. Henry Cavill literally once stood in Time Square, in a superman t-shirt, under a giant poster of himself and no one recognised him, even though he was actively trying to be recognised. Also, with a really good actor, Clark Kenting is entirely possible, as Christopher Reeve demonstrates in the Superman film.