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Walking into a strip club is a lot of pressure for the uninitiated. The workers offer a sexy service, but what do you do with your hands? To shed some light on the unwritten rules of interacting with strippers, and thus make the whole experience better for everybody, we went right to the source. Although we spent the entire lifecycle of a mayfly there, we sensed that the stories we heard were only the tip of the iceberg.

And while some might argue that even going to a strip club in the first place is a pretty bad decision, the fact of the matter is: there are some in every state , and they're definitely worth visiting. The only quicker way to have your identity stolen is by replying to that email from the deposed Prince of Nigeria. Yes, at some of the country's finer clubs, a little eighth-grade-style groping is actually initiated by the dancers and part of the lap-dance experience.